Let’s play a game! How many systems can you name your favorite exclusive for? Let’s talk about system exclusives in gaming!
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The adorably animated and charming NAIRI: Tower of Shirin gets its review at last, but has the ship already sailed for point-and-click games?
The Teal Time Mage finishes his online classes at Yavin IV with his review of Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy!
There are lots of things to fight about but we here at TWRM know that the most important battle of our age is Solitaire vs Minesweeper! Which is better?
Dogs kind of default to making friends unless provoked. Cats seem to default to making enemies unless convinced otherwise.
-Perry Elisabeth Kirkpatrick
Can Super Lucky’s Tale capture all the color, the energy, and the spunk of the 3D platformers of days gone by?
“I saw the Count lying within the box upon the earth, some of which the…
Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles is the cute and combat-less title you’re looking for if you’re tired of all the gritty violence in games.
If Katamari is an ice cream sundae with all the fixings, Donut County is a scoop of vanilla frozen yogurt with some multicolored sprinkles.
Where modernism was about objectivity, postmodernism was about subjectivity. Where modernism sought a single truth, postmodernism sought the multiplicity of truths.
-Miguel Syjuco
When you can’t cheat the game, you’d best find a means to cheat the players….
The Sometimes Vaguely Philosophical Mage does his best to get to grips with Cultist Simulator, but gazing too long upon the Old Ones has been known to cause loosened grips…
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They’re worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.
-J.Cornell Michel, Jordan’s Brains: A Zombie Evolution
Pensive and unhurried, The Fall takes its time exploring its themes as you explore its darkest labyrinths.
One night I had a frightful dream in which I met my grandmother under the sea. She lived in a phosphorescent palace of many terraces, with gardens of strange leprous corals and grotesque brachiate efflorescences, and welcomed me with a warmth that may have been sardonic. She had changed – as those who take to the water change – and told me she had never died. Instead, she had gone to a spot her dead son had learned about, and had leaped to a realm whose wonders – destined for him as well – he had spurned with a smoking pistol. This was to be my realm, too – I could not escape it. I would never die, but would live with those who had lived since before man ever walked the earth.
-H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow Over Innsmouth
“Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.”
“Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us;…
“Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.” -Maurits Cornelis Escher …
“You can’t negotiate with a zombie. They have only one impulse – that’s to eat us or our brains.” – Stephen Graham Jones
“Never did the world make a queen of a girl who hides in houses and dreams without traveling.”
-Roman Payne, The Wanderess
“Sleeping on a dragon’s hoard with greedy, dragonish thoughts in his heart, he had become a dragon himself.”
―C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
“I am not omniscient, but I know a lot.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Faust: First Part
“Amicus Plato amicus Aristoteles magis amica verita.”
(Plato is my friend, Aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is truth.)
-Sir Isaac Newton
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark woods where the straight way was lost.”
-Dante Alighieri, Inferno
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.”
-H.P. Lovecraft
