The Pixels

Elemental Video Game Critiques

11 min read

“Japan was the first country to successfully make bipedal robots. They’re still the best in the field of robotics.”
-Hal ‘Otacon’ Emmerich

9 min read

“…so that the monotonous fall of the waves on the beach, which for the most part beat a measured and soothing tattoo to her thoughts seemed consolingly to repeat over and over again as she sat with the children the words of some old cradle song, murmured by nature, ‘I am guarding you—I am your support’…”
-Virginia Woolf

6 min read

“I don’t wanna look like a weirdo. I’ll just go with a muumuu.”
[Homer Simpson]
-King-Size Homer (SE7 EP7)

11 min read

“We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we’re curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.”
-Walt Disney

9 min read

That’s right NPC’s, it’s time for a review of the beloved classic: Marvel vs Capcom 2! I have fond memories of this game. I used to play it with my cousins and uncle on the Playstation 2 all the time. We had a insane amount of fun with it.

9 min read

“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.” [HAL 9000]
-2001: a Space Odyssey

10 min read

[Mune]
“I wanna be the wind, Masa!”
[Masa]
“Oh, you will some day.”
-Chrono Trigger

7 min read

“Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and you’re O.K.
Money, it’s a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I’ll buy me a football team”
-Pink Floyd

6 min read

Angry Birds, er… I mean Duck Hunt… was the game that no one wanted but everyone played, at least in North America.

10 min read

“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is…

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“I saw the traveller make his way toward the monolith, that thin gash amidst the clouds; an open seam between heaven and earth that eluded the eye of God.”
-Journal of an unknown traveller

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