The Teal Time Mage finishes his online classes at Yavin IV with his review of Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy!
Year: 2020
Heidegger and that stupid laugh (and his shame) take center stage, furnish a discussion on philosophy, humanism, and suddenly Yuffie.
Unwanted villagers… they screw up your perfect island. Here’s the method I used to reliably get the pests to leave as quickly as possible.
Can two space operas perform in unison? Find out in the latest “Cause and Effect Ratio”, focusing on The Fifth Element and if it inspried Mass Effect.
Over 400 villagers ranked. Finally. Think of it as less a “your favorite villager sucks” and more like “our favorite villagers are fundamentally the best”.
In this Mega Man Legends podcast: Inafune’s favorite game, the best version of Roll, an almighty energy drink, and somebody give Teisel’s VA an Oscar!
On this Myth & Materia column: dolphins, parades, giant city-sized cannons, and trying to remember your buttons while you improve SHINRA’s PR.
“I shall not wholly die, and a great part of me will escape the grave.”…
As an updated version of a modern classic, is Persona 5 Royal likely to steal your heart a second time? Find out in our review.
Resident Evil 3… a necessary remake or should Capcom have left well enough alone? Our evil resident Resident Evil reviewer rates RE3!
In this Final Fantasy VIII podcast: Squall as a hero that some people strongly identify with, the game’s divisiveness, a few fan theories, & series context.
In this FF7 Myth & Materia column: it’s time to talk summon materia, dolphins, and mouth to mouth.
Sit yourself down and let’s hear the forgotten story of The New Zealand Story, which you might know better as Kiwi Kraze.
On this Animal Crossing: New Horizons podcast, we did it all for Tom Nook Inc. Tom Nook for president! Plus a non-review bombing review of the game.
Is FFVIIR a justified remake? What makes a remake justified? In this editorial, I explore those remakes which stuck their landing, and those which were DOA.
Hidden Through Time will inevitably remind you of Where’s Waldo? and of the simpler games of childhood… until the levels get absolutely brutal, that is!
A jewel from Sega’s vault, or a Garbage Puyo ruining your day? Let’s find out together.
In this Myth & Materia column: the Midgar Zolom and the inversion of icons and myths in the snake skewered on a stick by Sephiroth.
Video game islands, love ’em or love ’em even more, they’d be great places to hang out on quarantine. These are a few isles where we’d place our butts.
“The epic type here to compare might be Milton’s Satan in Paradise Lost. Incomparably brilliant, indomitably proud, wielding weapons no one else can use…”
“I have come to the conclusion, after many years of sometimes sad experience, that you…
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 joins the SEGA AGES series on Nintendo Switch! Here’s why this latest rendition is the slickest and speediest ever!
Mario Tennis (VB) joins the Super Mario Multiverse for MAR10, 2020: celebrating the history, inspiration, imagination, and joy of Super Mario!
Is this curious indie Metroidvania a straight-A student or does it deserve to be expelled from memory? Find out in our Dead or School review.
Ring Fit Adventure review by the Sometimes Vaguely Philosophical Mage: the latest in Nintendo’s proud tradition of exercise games with odd peripherals.
Super Mario World (SNES) joins the Super Mario Multiverse for MAR10, 2020: celebrating the history, inspiration, imagination, and joy of Super Mario!
How does the Super Mario franchise handle a mash-up between traditional RPG elements and golfing sports game? How does Arcade Mage remember it?
Mario Party 5 (GCN) joins the Super Mario Multiverse for MAR10, 2020: celebrating the history, inspiration, imagination, and joy of Super Mario!
Mario Kart DS (DS) joins the Super Mario Multiverse for MAR10, 2020: celebrating the history, inspiration, imagination, and joy of Super Mario!
