Month: April 2016
Salutations from the libraries of HomeTown town, dear NPCs! The day has finally come. I…
“Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat.”
-Dr. Henry Wu
“Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.” –Franklin D. Roosevelt
“I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.” -DW
“Some promises are meant to be broken.” -The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [tagline]
“Some nights are made for torture, or reflection, or the savoring of loneliness.”
-Poppy Z. Brite
“We are such stuff as dreams are made on; and our little life is rounded with a sleep.” –William Shakespeare
“These are two hungry dino-mights and they’ve got bubble fight’n fun down tight. You and…
I never dreamed that motherhood would be as simultaneously beautiful and terrifying as it…
Strip off your BVDs and throw your pants back on because today we’re running with Captain Commando and his “Commando Companions”. I kid you not, that’s canon.
Rage Mage Reviews! Rather than getting a true Final Fantasy, drunken has-been…
When was the last time you saw the 1987 NES boxing-classic Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! in…
Super Metroid is an iconic and foundational landmark in the history of gaming. Plumb the subterranean depths of this critique with me.
Is there water in outer space? Maybe space is water? I’ve seen 2001: a Space Odyssey. There’s some trippy crap out there.
Back in the ol’ M of arch, we here at The Well-Red Mage took…
“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.” -Lord John Dalberg-Acton
“To contemplate is to look at shadows.”
-Victor Hugo
“I wonder if aliens ever say: Do you believe in humans?”
-Anonymous
“When convention and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?”
-Fox Mulder, The X-Files